Finally!
So I was hanging obstinately on to my old homepage, waiting until I became a javascript wizard and designed the coolest thing ever, with horizontal scrolling and all that. Turns out in the meanwhile it doesn't really work to teach standards-based web design and yet have a 2002-era website with tables, image maps, MM rollovers, and lame CSS.
Here's to new beginnings. I feel an urge to tweet.
current classes
most favored links
my Multimedia Writing wiki: shout out to myself
Changing Universities: my amazing husband's awesome blog